Monday, January 4, 2010

Demonic Survivor of Apple Massacre



It was a terrible scene. Pieces of murdered apple lay everywhere, and this ghastly icon was the only thing left standing. It just shows that sometimes having an evil expression on your face really does help you survive.

To all of you who can carve apples into lovely bunnies, or checkerboards, or suspension bridges, or harpsichords, my hat is off.

To be more precise, I resent you a lot. In fact when I think of you, I get an expression on my face that is a lot like the demonic apple wedge above. How the h#!! do you do it?

Jan's new panda bento for back-to-work today has ginger pork, sticky rice, spicy green beans, a demonic apple wedge, carrot lime slaw, a clementine, and a ginger caramel.

May the Eye of Mordor not fall upon your lunch today.

13 comments:

  1. HA HA HA! DEMON APPLE!! I love him, despite his evil-ness!

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  2. Thanks Avie! Why can't I make a normal looking apple bunny?!

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  3. A demonic apple xD Great. Hmm... don't worry. I don't like the apple bunnys also. Maybe you should try some apple bugs?

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  4. Since the bento box has a demonic apple bit does that make the panda demonic too????

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  5. Lil'chan: I believe I could also massacre the concept of apple bugs.

    Eilismaura: Demon pandas now...that is truly scary. I suspect that yes, I have demonized the panda as well.

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  6. lol I know the feeling. And practice makes more of the same...
    now following :-)

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  7. Judy: Following you as well; wish us luck in pursuing our fractured bento dreams!!

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  8. No haters :/ apple bunnies are the hardest, in my opinion. I can do checkered apples very quickly but I have a harder time with the bunnies

    What kind of knife did you use?

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  9. Jenn: I used a regular paring knife that was not very sharp. Maybe I need to invest in a better knifey??!

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  10. If it wasn't very sharp then that is most likely the problem! I have a hard time using paring knives on apples for some reason. I use a serrated steak knife to do mine. For some reason it just slices better!

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